Why Americans Smell Funny – the Pandemic of Billions

The reason why Americans smell funny is because they have large amounts of flab. This flab can be prone to trapping cats and other small animals in their midst and makes it hard to go to the toilet resulting in a foul aroma. Over 90% of Americans have this problem causing many other countries to reject American food. Evidence is shown that countries dislike the smell, which has built up over time slowly spreading around the world. There have only been five major incidents occurring due to this misfortune. in 1945 when the stench of fermented cat and faeces obliterated Hiroshima. From 1961 Americans managed to contain small amounts of this odor and drop it from plains to kill trees, the substance known as Agent Orange. In 1986 when the smell combined with airborne tatters of flab caused a catastrophic nuclear meltdown. In 2001 the smell got so bad that it managed to bowl over the world trade center. In 2005 the mother of all smells hit new Orleans, ripping its devastating