Lies in the Modern Era

Disclaimer: None of the following are my actual beliefs, nor do I wish to force them upon you.

FELLOW GOD-FEARING MEN AND WOMEN! The modern age has brought forth technology that has changed our world. However, is this really what the world is meant to be like? Absolutely not; the Almighty above is testing us. Everyone is born faithful. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship Satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. Satan has confounded these individuals with his black magic, corrupting the minds of the youth with the secular devil-music that rots the soul with every megabyte. It’s everywhere; on the radio, on the television with the damned liberal anchormen, and worst of all in the churches around us.

The church has been made a mockery of. Priests everywhere throw doctrine to the side as if it were a wet rag sopped with the ashes of the devil’s fire. Jesus did not sacrifice himself for man’s original sin without a purpose, my friends. These blasphemers are preaching the lies of evolution! Now, even Darwin himself began to doubt his work at the end of his lifetime, why should we not believe the creator of these lies and doubt them ourselves? For instance, they state evolution takes