Puritan Sermon

        Puritan sermon

Good morning student of Slihell High School. As your principle I’ve notice a few things that is just getting under my skin. You kids have evolved into filthy animals. All you guys do is rib and tease and ready to fight. You animals are never at school, always tardy, skipping class and using phones when you’re not supposed to. Well I’m changing that as of today. Any kid gets caught skipping this year he/she is expelled. If any student is caught recording a fight or using a phone through class there phone would be condemned and thrown into a fiery pit. You rotten animals have 1 free pass to forget your Id after that you have to stay after school and help clean until the walls shine. And if you’re tardy you will have to stand in front of the whole class and tell them why you’re late and the teacher decides to accept your excuse you can stay in class but if they don’t you stay outside of the class room and you miss your points for that class. This is my first and final warning to you so called student. Take my advice wisely because anyone vialtors will face the consciences.   1.        Can I find enough research about this topic for a research paper?

Topic #1: Yes, I can find enough information on the Megalodon for a research paper.

Topic #2: Yes, I can find plenty on information on Area 51 for a research paper.

2.        Will I be learning more than what I already know about this topic?

Topic #1: Yes, I will be learning more than what I already know on the Megalodon because I honestly just discovered information about it.

Topic #2: No, Area 51 interests me a lot, I’v basically learned all I can about this topic.

3.        Will this topic keep my interest over the course of my senior year?