The Husband

The alarm clock goes off. It is 6:30 am. That is way too early to be getting up. He walks downstairs to start the coffee. He gets in the shower. Then it is my turn. After the shower we are both getting ready for work. I look up and see him doing his hair. He looks amazing. His hair looks perfect, his eyes shine like crystals, and his skin looks smooth as leather. Finally, we are done getting ready. That means it is breakfast time. He cooks both of us eggs and bacon. He is so considerate of others and always thinks of other people before he thinks of himself. He puts coffee in a thermos so I can take it to work with me. Right before I walk out the door to leave he kisses me on the forehead and tells me I look beautiful. We are now going our separate ways. I am off to teach health to high school students and he is off to clean teeth.

Wow! I am having the worse day ever. The teenagers will not follow directions. At last it is