Bonnie and Clyde

When searching for the perfect "Clyde" in any criminal partnering, one

must keep in mind the following criteria as a guide to selecting the best

fit. First and foremost is attitude; does the applicant have the desired

suaveness, the correct disposition, and the proper sense of adventure

required to fill the position. Second most is the requisite look for the

part of one Clyde Chestnut Barrow. And tertiary on our list of importance

is the suitable skills and abilities to achieve the role of Clyde. The

purpose of the following is to convince the gentle reader that one Troy

Daniel Edward Woods is the best, nay, the only choice available.

It is inarguable that living the life of a wanted felonious bank robber

requires a certain penchant for theatrics, a desire for adventurous living,

and the ability to adapt and thrive in adverse and difficult situations.

Also, it is inarguable that Mr. Woods possesses all these things in no short

supply. Indeed, he is in possession of a keen sense of theatrics, proved

thusly by his work in theatre. Throughout his life his flair for the

dramatic has gotten him into and more importantly out of trouble time and

time again. Clearly the beloved Mr. Woods is no slouch in the theatrics

department. His time spent with drug-addled and addicted persons throughout

his life have led him to deal expertly with all types of adventures. Enough

mushrooms or cocaine and our ostentatious hero is up for nigh any adventure

Mistress Fate should happen to lob in his direction. Throughout his life,

Mr. Woods has relied upon his uncanny chameleon like adaptability to carry

him through even the most trying of times. Indeed he has played the role of

ungainly child, geeky outcast, dirty street punk squatter thing, hipster and

of course let us not forget handsome, charming, debonair roguish gentlemen

with such alarming ease that many often wonder at his ability to wear so

many roles as if they were so many hats. Clearly the make-up of the

illustrious Mr. Woods illustrates the he would be a shoe-in for the position

of Clyde.

Clyde barrow is described as "... stood 5'7," weighed 130 pounds,

slicked back his thick brown hair in the style of the day, and parted it on

the left. His eye color matched his hair. Women found him attractive."

(www.crimelibrary.com) Dearest reader, you should have to look no further

than the last sentence of the quote to realize that Mr. Woods is the perfect

boy for the