Complaints

These are Genuine complaints made by council tenants.............you couldn't make it up!

1) My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2) He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I can't take it any more...

3) It's the dog's mess I find hard to swallow...

4) I want some repairs done to the cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off...

5) I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage......

6) Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence....

7) I wish to complain about the missing tiles from my toilet roof, it was the bad wind that blew them off....

8) My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?.......

9) I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen....

10) I'm still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.....

11) The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.....

12) Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is