A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal

FOR PREVENTING HETEROSEXUALS FROM SPREADING THEIR IMMORALITY AND PRO-STRAIGHT AGENDA ANY FURTHER IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY, AND TO ABOLISH THIS PERVERTED PLAGUE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

I believe our society needs to make a few changes in order to secure its future. Perversion is rampant in this country and affecting our ability to raise our children in a healthy environment. Heterosexuals are taking over and it must be stopped. Their ideology is twisted and promotes a sick lifestyle through use of conversion tactics and propaganda aimed at our youngsters. I propose several options that could bring about a normal, healthy society.

First and foremost, order must be established through the ratification of the Constitution: Heterosexuality must be made illegal. Punishment for breaking this law should be similar to the Three-Strike law currently used for violent offenders. Afterall, heterosexuals are known to be violent against those of us leading healthy and normal Gay lives. Raids can be made on the homes and businesses of those known to be involved in this questionable lifestyle, and arrests made accordingly. Tickets should be issued with hefty fines for the first offense, 30 days in jail for the second offense, and life in prison, or death penalty in the event of a third offense. Of course, absolute remorse for their despicable actions must be shown in order to avoid the death penalty.

All current heterosexual marriages need to be null and void. Marriage between the members of the opposite sex is an abomination and needs to be abolished permanently, for their own good,

and the greater good of this society. Heterosexual families should not exist, it’s perverted to co-exist with innocent children and practice an unhealthy lifestyle that promotes pedophilia as normal behavior. Children in existing straight households must be removed and placed in temporary housing until the effects of this sickness can be evaluated in them. Of course some will not be salvageable, and will need to be hospitalized indefinitely, in order to protect those that can be saved. The salvageable children can then be placed in healthy Gay households, in order to rid them of any lasting effects of the perversions they were forced to endure. Heterosexuals should also be required by law to be neutered and spayed. This would prevent them from procreating, and stop the cycle.

Also, for those that have a true desire to change their perverted ways, there has been proven progress with Aversion Therapy, minus a few unfortunate events. Injections have been used during viewing of opposite