Coworker Interaction

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals

Throughout the company have been using foul language during the

Course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily

offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do

however; realize the critical importance of being able to accurately

express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a

list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided

so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an

effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me.

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.

8) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented

INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

9) TRY SAYING: That's