No Space

Toronto has no more room! As our citizens become more and more lazy, they start to accumulate more and more garbage. We have officially run out of room. The population in Toronto is rapidly increasing and our government has no other choice then to buy their way out of this problem.

This is not meant to be critical but what else were they supposed to do? The garbage continues to pile up in the streets with no end in sight. So we called on the help of our best friend, the United States of America. For a small fee they allowed us to ship garbage over to their home and native land. Oh yeah this small fee was a measly 6 billion dollars. Not that the United States government needs it but can you really expect them not to take a cheap shot at us when they get the chance?

What did we as Canadian citizens get out of this deal? No garbage. If it weren’t for our dependable neighbors to the south we would be wading knee deep in our own filth right now. Or we would be forced into sending it up north to be buried out of sight but certainly not out of mind. So I suppose we also get a peace of mind out of this agreement, until they close the Michigan borders to our smelly unmentionables.

That’s right, believe