If She only Had a Brain

As the day comes to an end, she solemnly sits on her luxurious bed, thinking over all of her brilliant accomplishments of the day. She made a 100 on an English quiz and turned in all of her make up work from the past Friday when she was at a theatre tournament. She had a meaningless chat with the cutie in her computer class, and made sure to get his number. She goes home feeling content, pleased, satisfied. Little does she realize, but she has not only had a day full of achievements and success, she has also had a day full of deceitful actions and shocking behavior around her peers.

She has the mindset of a serpent, pondering upon her next unspeakable sin. Her eyes hold a certain green tint as to portray her jealousy of those around her. She has a sickening smile. An egotistical point of view. Her clothing is disgustingly blunt. Her hair is matted and uncombed. The tough nest of curls lay flat on her back. Her teeth are rotten yellow. Her face is full of seeping craters, oozing a creamy beige substance. She believes the makeup she applies covers up the problem, but instead it only makes her bumpy epidermis red and infected. As she walks down the hall, the smells of cat urine and body odor add a new scent to the already trashy hallways. Her assumption that she portrays the Olsen twins is obviously false, seeing as her large equator is pressed tightly against her too small lingerie. Her huge middle seems to represent the hills in the Sound of Music, and they are indeed, alive.

She parades around town in her ridiculous, extravagant attire with no self respect. She promotes her obese body in skin tight, revealing clothing in nice restaurants and in formal atmospheres. She commits promiscuous, backstabbing crimes that give her a scandalous reputation. She buys expensive clothing and dreams she is in New York, when in reality, she looks like a knock off Barbie-doll. Her nice persona is overshadowed by her obvious evilness. Her gluttonous behavior is more evident than ever when she scarf's down her fast food at lunch. She adds on to the annoying situation by going on for hours and hours about how she is too overweight