Kif and Amy

The Kif-Amy Connection

Location: The Wong family ranch on Mars.

Stage: Inside the Wong family mansion Amy's room, main living room.

Props: Couch, Chairs, and other various living room items.

Stage Direction: Kif sits on Amy's bed with a small black box looking extream nervous of the box in his hand and its contents. He sits alone on the bed waiting for Amy to come.

Kif (Aside) Oh, I hope Amy Likes this ring I bought her. I've been saving all of my Doop checks and have been doing quite a few extra jobs around the Nimbus for that buffoon Zapp Brannigan to finally save up for this moment and finally show her how much I want her to be my smizmar (Loved one) and be with her forever.

Stage Direction: Kif hears the creak of the main staircase and listen as someone slowly approaches the room and he waits and listens to the rattle and jingle of the keys on the door. Without a second thought Kif activates his camouflage and watches a shadowy figure come into the room before being able to make out the person.

Amy: Gluh! Snowboarding on Neptune was so gawesome! I don't think my day could get any better than that. Ew, I still smell like baby penguins. I have to take a shower.

Stage Direction: Amy begins to undress and removes her jacket reveling nothing but her tight undershirt. Still unknown to her Kif watches and is slightly excited to see Amy as such and suddenly loses control of his camouflage ability. Amy now noticing that someone is in the room with her lets out a shriek before realizing who the person is.

Kif: (Stammering) Amy uh, uh, its not what you think it is!

Amy (Rather excited) Oh Kiffy! Your peeping in on me? How Romantic! This is the sweetest thing that anyones ever done for me.

Kif (Quite surprised) Well, I actually came here for something entirely different reason...Amy I've come to ask for your hand in marriage. I even got you this ring. I got it special just for you see? (Fumbles with box and drops it then picks up box again.) See? Its your favorite color pink.

Amy (Unbridled joy) Oh KIFFY! I love it. Almost as much as I love you. Yes, I want to marry you.

Leo Wong (Shouting) Amy? You okay up there?

Amy: Oh, no I forgot my parents are right down the hall. Do you think they might have heard us?

Leo: I'm coming to your room and I better not find squishy alien boy again.

Amy: Kif hide! If my dad finds you he'll kill you.

Kif: (Stammering) But..bu..but. I want to let the whole world how much I love you.

Amy: Aw, Kiffy your so sweet.

Leo: What the hell you doing here frog boy?