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The national weather service has issued a tornado advisory due to the warm weather statewide. The whole state is subject to rapid tornado outbreaks. In the event of a tornado all of Alabama's citizens are encouraged to gather at Bryant-Denny Stadium where there would be the least chance of a touchdown occurring. WAR EAGLE!!!

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Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn, and Alabama fans

decided that black and white school colors were a bit

to dull. So, they called upon God to give them colors

that would represent them.

First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked

for their school's colors. God said,"When I see

Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over

puffy white clouds. Tennessee will be orange and

white."

Next the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for

their school colors. God said," I see a field of

fertile black soil...from which will grow a beautiful

field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red."

The Auburn fans were next. God said as he patted his

favorite sons on the head," When I think of my

beautiful Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with

the bright orange sun shining down on my favorite

town. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and

blue.

God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite

hastily," Your colors are crimson and white."

Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God

and said," Lord, as you handed out each fan's colors,

you explained their origin, all but Alabama fans. Im

curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see when

you think of Alabama? "I see the same thing as you

see," God said," white trash and rednecks."

You know you are an Auburn fan when……

You think “Bo over the top” should hang in the capital building.

Watching Tiger soar over Jordan Hare is better than an F-14 fly over.

You lost your date once but didn’t go looking till after the tiger walk.

You think God made orange sunsets cause He’s an AUBURN MAN!

Crimson makes you puke!

On quarters you want the bald eagle replaced by the WAR EAGLE!

Toilet paper on detergent box is low class; rolling Toomer’s Corner is high class.

You think orange goes with EVERYTHING!

IF YOU ARE A TRUE AUBURN FAN YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE NOW AT SIX AND COUNTING BABY!!!!!!!!!

Instructions: Put your favorite music player on shuffle (Party Shuffle on iTunes) and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up. Or you could pick your own songs, but that's not as much fun. ;)

My last words will be: "I'm wanted.....dead or alive"

My theme song: "I don't want the world to see us cause I don't think that they'd understand; when everything's made to be broken, I just want you know who I am."

My best friend is like: "my sun shine; you make me happy when skies are gray"

Will I ever have kids? "It wasn't me!!"

How will you die? IDK "Just prop me up beside the jukebox when I die"

To cheer myself up I: "I