Satire

Thoughts:

wow. ok so i totally understand that everyone cares about me and all but why do they have to worry so much? i really do know whats going on in my life. and i can totally take care of myself. whats with my parents and their whole overprotective thing? they have the nerve to tell me that im stupid and dont know what im doing? what do they know? theyve probably been sitting down and lost in their own minds for too long. i mean think about it.. society has really changed. really. mom. dad. hello?? reality check here? just because im in a relationship with a 19 year old college guy does NOT mean that im going to get raped. yea. alright dad. so you only had a girlfriend when you were 19 but isnt that the same with him? and besides. the rules that apply to you dont apply to me anymore. SORRY. i might not even be 16 yet but i bet you im more mature then you are. i understand society better then you do. ive probably gone through more in society then you anyways. theres so much you dont know about me and i laugh at you guys inside when you call me stupid. i went up to Drexel to see him. i took a train up BY MYSELF you know. and no i did not get raped, no i did not get lost, no nothing happened to me. at all. and i wasnt even scared. soooo yea. i think that that shows that i can take care of myself. and hes going to take care of me, probably better then you guys can. you know why? because he understands me unlike you guys. because i love him and he loves me. and i love him. i tell you about all that drama thats going on right? about that amanda girl and how he flirts with her and whatnot.. i know he doesnt mean it. hes just playing around with her because she likes him and he feels bad if he turns her down. you see? hes not a bad guy. really. hes sensitive.. and kind.. and unique and loving.. everyone says that all hes doing is trying to get some ass by sweet talking me. but they dont know him. i really understand who he is. no one knows about his past but me. you see the type of connection we have? we talk to each other about everything and all our secrets. hes like my soulmate. a missing part of my heart that i never knew exsisted until he came into my life. hes the sweetest guy in the world and i know he cares about me more then anything. were going to get married once were legal and theres nothing you can do about it because then im going to be an adult and nothing you can do can change what i do. think about it. even now you cant control me. what makes you think that when im older youll have a firmer grip on me? i think that you have to get it in your head that i dont have to listen to everything you say. if you really cared about my happiness then youd let me do whatever i wanted because that’s what im happiest doing. or maybe i dont even have to wait until then.. maybe we can just elope to cambodia or something next month.. actually... thats a pretty good idea. dont worry. ill call you and tell you how im doing. im not “blinded by love” as you say.. because im telling you that i know whats going on but you guys just dont believe me. really. ive been living for 15 years and i know this society better then you do. and even if im having issues you cant help me anyways. its not like i dont have friends that talk to. i mean they at least understand where im coming from.. all you guys do is try and impose your opinions on me. and if i disagree you guys are like “OMG YOU DONT RESPECT ME” what are you thinking? really. i tell you