The Aristocrats

"So I say to the talent agent that we have this act, and it's a family act and the agent goes, 'No, we don't book family acts,' but I say to him that he really needs to see our act. He agrees. So, myself, my wife, my five-year-old son Johnny and my seven-year-old daughter Susie -- plus our dog Rex -- all line up and begin dropping trou. Almost instantly, my cock is rock hard and at its full fourteen inches. This is too much for my daughter Susie as she runs over and begins sucking on it. Pretty fucking good for a seven-year-old. My wife starts blowing the dog as my son puts three fingers up my ass -- no lube! Then he shits into his hand, shoves his shit up my ass, and gets his whole arm up there. Susie is still blowing me, and my ass is so lubed from little Johnny's shit, that she does a reach-around and gets her little arm up there, too. So, both of my children are shaking hands in my ass!

Then, the dog comes in my wife's mouth and she goes and spits it all over the kids' hair. I bend down -- still with their arms up my ass -- and begin sodomizing Rex. My wife takes turns licking each kids' cute little assholes. My giant cock is really hurting the dog, and he's bleeding pretty bad, so I tell little Johnny to come and fuck the dog for a while. He can get these real cute little hard ons -- takes after his old man. Now I begin butt-fucking my daughter, and even though my cock's bigger than her arm, it slides right in her well-worn ass. So, I pull my cock out, put it in my wife's ass, and then fist my daughter's ass. That gets her bleeding real good. There's blood all over the floor from Susie's ass and the dogs ass, and my wife is on all fours -- my cock in her ass -- licking