The Greatest Paper Ever Written

This is an essay on and about the rights, duties, and responsibilities of citizens. Rights are going to be somewhere in

this essay. Duties are will be mentioned in this essay as well. Responsibilities of citizens will also be included.

Obeying the laws is a duty of being a citizen. Obeying the laws is important because it makes everyone

happy because there is no crime everyone smiles especially Jesus and the Pope hahaha now thats funny. Obeying the

laws can mean anyhting from not jay walking to not killing anyone a very radical leap aint it?

Every citizen has the duty to serve in his or her country if called on. When this is said people usually think of

the draft but many people willingly give up their lives for this country something about you makes me want to

say

ramma lamma hey. So in conclusion something about the military.

Paying taxes is something all people have to do eventually and I am pretty sure they have taxes in every

country. Something about taxes should be said here. Taxes are important because they are what keep our country

alive like waffles. Lafo brand waffles only available in China. China what a crappy country.

Attending school is something isn't

something I would consider a duty I would call more of a right because if

you are given the right or duty to go to school I thought you would like me confusing you there. And if your reading

this still please stop because I did not feel like writing an essay and if you are still reading this you are just wasting

your time and I apoligize for it.

Serving on a jury or as a witness in court is an important duty because it lets people learn things about laws

and stuff. So serving on a jury is in the car I just cannot

wait to pick you up on our very first date is it cool if I hold your

hand is wrong if I think it is lame to dance. Quack in the blindness shoes of the infinite abyss of hate and the

constitution says something about this.

I think obeying the laws would be my first pick because if you obey the laws everyone is happy. All others

go here. Zebraman would be ranked last because he doesn't seem like he would be used to all the attention.

The common good since I don't have a lot

of room or know what this is and since you are not reading at this

point I will continue to talk about jibberish if I may I would like to recite a poem "There once was a man from Peru

who dreamed he was eating his shoe, then we saw the monkeys spooning."

Voting is an important part of being a citizen in the United States because if you don't vote how will

crumpets be served by bigfoot in a small tiny clown car in a french maid with the Mario Brothers. This is why voting

is important and unless you are Gerald Ford a very important process. If you aren't a cartoon fan then don't talk.

Holding government

office is probably one of the coolest things that could happen on a grand airplane full of

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