The Princess’s New Clothes

The Princess’s New Clothes

Once upon a time, there was a powerful, but ugly princess whose only desire in life was to have elegant and beautiful clothing. She was as ugly as the ugly duckling, yet as powerful as Hitler. Anything she wanted, she got. In her mind, her clothes compensated for her body. So, naturally she ordered for beautiful clothing and she got everything she wanted. The princess’s entire life revolved around clothing and clothing only. Her wardrobe was so tremendous it had to be relocated to its own building. One day, however, the princess got a little lonely around the castle by herself and was depressed. There was not one man in her kingdom that showed even slight interest in her. Eventually, the news got leaked and every man grew desire for power. A clever man approached the princess before any other man could and had a proposal for her that would make sure she would be all his.

The man started, “Princess, I have come up with a new type of thread that is invisible to all men that are worthy of your presence. Any other men would just see a very hideous woman so that you can be sure you will meet the man of your dreams. I could make clothing reveals your magnificent body to only those worthy.” Of course, the princess was became instantly intrigued.

The princess asked, “Would you be able to have it ready by the parade next week?”

The man replied, “Of course.”

The very next week, the princess was in a hurry. She had forgotten all about the clothing the man had promised and the parade was about to begin. She was scheduled to be standing on her float with her “special” move that would be sure to seduce any man that could see her body. The man appeared just on time and handed her the clothing. The princess was confused that she could not see the clothing, but there was not enough time, so she reluctantly let the man put the clothing on for her.

When the parade started, the ugly princess was propped up on her float lying down in a very suggestive position. She was nervous, but the mere thought of getting her man was enough for her. Her float came around the corner and along the street. The covers to her float were pulled. The ugly