A Funny but True Story

this is how i did it. did what u may wonder, well to tell u the truth im not even sure how i did it.anyway, me and a few of my friends were sitting there and my friends ripped ass on a tree. i move because the stink was horrible and when i went to sit back down there was a huge shit colored mark on the tree. i didn't

tell anybody about it until we were about to leave,but when they all say it, they laughed we made fun of the fat ass who did it. because he probally had a big shit stain in his pants.but we didn't

want to check,so we just left it alone after that.we ended up staying at the tree for like an hour longer until we thought of something to do. nothing came to us, so we just kinda stood there punching each other