Book Reports

Chapter 1

The day of reckoning

John Walker wakes up one day to find out that he has 2 book reports to do for next week. But he says:"Man, I have too much games to play and i don't need to read anyway for the job i want and all these books on this list are boring as fuck" so he went and played some games. After he finished he remembered that he has oral exams 4 weeks later so he has to know at least 4 books by heart and answer some questions. So he goes and try's to look up some detailed summary's about books and he comes across a site that looks promising but then he sees that he has to make a stupid essay to make an account and John says:"I don't have time for this fucking shit" so he looks for another site and sees that he has to make one again and he keeps looking and then he says:"I'M getting tired of these motherfucking essays on these mother fucking sites, It's time to open up some windows" so he opens a window on his computer and makes the stupid fucking essay and he finishes and he looks at it with pride. When he looks at the summary's he tells himself that they look pretty fuckin' good. So then he shuts his computer off and goes to sleep.

Chapter 2

The ultimate test

He wakes up the next morning in a Vietnamese