Code Purple: The Leprechaun Society

The pearl white crystals, which the Leprechauns now possessed, left a bewildering expression on their stunned faces. Standing there in fright, a man before them Woolmaster, master of all wool, and commander and chief of the Leprechaun society, started dancing in a very strange and unique behavior only seen on the Discovery Channel. While performing this stunt, he transformed into a birog, a god of the Leprechaun tribe. Half bird, half dog the dazed and confused Leprechaun screamed "Code Purple!" (This in their language meant Leprechauns in disguise). All the other Leprechauns, which mocked the ill-reputed crystal buffoon, started to understand what he was talking about.

Suddenly a mass of clouds, darker than the deepest realms of hell, covered the sky as a flock of flying Chinese guys armed with potatoes fell from them. Not knowing what to do the Leprechauns performed a ritual so grotesque that if you had seen it, you would die of a terrible sickness called "The Sickness You Get When You See This!"

The Leprechauns started eating the Chinese people like cannibals, until another Leprechaun came. His name was Lancelot. Lancelot was the highest of the Leprechauns government system and was the strongest of them all. Carrying the magical tea leaves of KB, which were bound by a pentagram necklace to his Bing Bong Saber, he did a wicked spell to free the Leprechauns of the unrelenting trance of the crystals. Unfortunately Lancelot died of the sickness. After a proper burial, the Leprechauns contemplated on how to beat the enemy that lives on planet Krontic.

I, Woolmaster knew exactly how to defeat this enemy, from previous experience. So I began training the ignorant Leprechauns. In my well thought out plan to beat the Bananas in Pajamas, I gathered supplies. When all was done, made, and ready, I handed out the instructions on how to defeat these evil creatures. The instructions read: 1. Insert gas into mouth 2. Light match 3. Blow gas on the flame. These steps were used to burn off the powerful pajama armor made out of cloth. Next was to grab your spoon