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Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and don't go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.

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Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and don't go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.

Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator

1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

9) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

12.) talk on your cell phone in a Jersey Accent

There's a kid at my school named Luigi.

I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario.

His response,

"Yeah it is... and yes my dog is named Yoshi."

Best. Parents. Ever.

Guys,

we don't shave our legs every

day. Get over it. Sometimes,

we just want to talk to our

friends. No, we don't always

want to make out. Excuse us

if our boobs arent as big as

that girl on TV's. Hello, our

face is up here? Our bikini is

as far as you're gunna get,

pal. So don't try a n y harder.

NO, we're not going to hang

out with you all the time and

YES, we still love you. Our

best friends come first. Call

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Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and don't go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.

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Tips to impress a girl: sit with her at lunch, give her your sweat shirt, spend time with her, make her feel good, put your arm round her, kiss her, make her laugh, and don't go out with her unless you truley like her and not using her.

Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator

1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

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