Inbetweeners

The Inbetweners

Scene 1

(walking down the hall way hand full of books in slow-mo. All the girls stopping to look at him. Him noticing but just dosnt care with a solid look in his face)

Taylor: first day of high school all over again...Great. I dont get it. why does everyone try so hard to be cool, or popular. In the end where does that even leave you in life. usually on a stained lazy-boy couch, balding, with your hand deep in your potatoe chip bag while a 5 o'clock mustach begins to grow on your face. because while the "geeks" where getting a mouth full of toilet bowl water they still were smart enough to actuley get into a collage and no amount of wedgie pulling or beating them to a pulp could take that away from them. but lets get real this is high school, is it ever gonna change? thats why its safer to be like me  an inbetweener, the floater. Noticed, just not a participant of "Idiots-R-Us." Smart just not dressing like steve Erkile while i pull out my organizer. Three years i've been sentenced to this high school hell. Just one more to go, one more to go (says while he lets out a sigh)

Scene 2

(bell rings as taylor waks into his english class next to his best friend Nick.)

(teachers voice muffleed in the backround as nick and taylor begin to wisper to each other)

Nick: word is Hotie heather has a thing for you. (nudging Taylors elbow)

(taylor looks up as heather is smiling looking at him while shes talking to her girlfriends)

Taylor: You mean herpes Heather? ( taylor says with the corners of his lips barley moving up)

Nick: Dude,does it matter? you have every hot piece of ass in here dying to get in your pants and just act like there not good enough for you. (rolling his eyes whisper yelling at taylor )

Taylor: does it matter?! Of course it matters.(whisper yelling then calming down and talking with raised eyebrows) I just dont want to be abord S.S. Slut, where there mato is "go in with a hore leave with a sore."  

Nick: Whats wrong with you! Iwould gladley climb abord, along with any other straight male in this room!

taylor: a woman isn't just your sex toy. (nick cuts him off)

Nick: Here we go again with the mushy gooshy stuff!   (throwing his head back on his chair)

Taylor: I'm just saying i want a girl with morals and hopes for herself. Someone who you can be yourself around. some one you can respect because she respects herself. Someone not every guy in --------- has slept with.

Nick: Man when was the last time you got layed!?

(Taylor just shakes his head and looks away)

Nick: aww, please tell me your not a virgin! (shakes his head)

Taylor: is there anything wrong with that?

Nick: Dude! i would sware you were gay if it was'nt for that insident with holly three years ago!

(nick begins rabling when a girl walks in and akes hi stop in his tracks)

Alex: hi are you  Mrs. ruby

Mrs.Ruby: Uh yeah, right this way. I got a seat for you right here.

(she walks Alex over in a seat right next  to Taylor)

Nick: are you alrigh man?

Taylor: yeah (as his voice cracks, then coughs) ugh, yeah

(looks over at alex as she acts like hes not even there)

 Scene 3

taylor: she was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. hair like golden honey and skin as light as porcelin. large frosty blue eyes like the ocean, drounding you with every mysterious look.lips as smooth as velvet. Body as curvy as a snake. poisining your thoughts with every glance. she was different, unique. I couldnt shake her out of my brain.

(bell rings as taylor and nick leave they begin to disguss Alex.)