Jared

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

• Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

• Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

• Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

• Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

• Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

• Be unique and different, say yes.

• You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

• Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

• If you were a buger I would pick you first.

• You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)

• Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

• He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

• He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

• He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!

• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

• I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

• What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

• Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

• My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

• I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.

• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.