Richard Branson

MEMO : TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Effective Immediately

DRESS CODE

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes, a Giorgio Armani suit or carrying a

Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not

need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,

so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay

raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore

you do not need a pay raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you

are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HOLIDAY DAYS

Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year of holidays. They are

called Sunday.

COMPASSIONATE LEAVE

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead

relatives, friends or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-

employee involvement attend the arrangem ents. In rare cases where the

employee's involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in

the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch

hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

TOILET USE

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict

three-minutes limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of the three-minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll

will