Vehicle Names

What Car Names Really Mean

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC -All Makes Combined

AMC -A Major Cost

AMC -A Mutated Car

AMC -A Morons Car

AMC -Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented

AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention

AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench

BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder

BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

BMW -Barely Moving Wreck

BMW -Big Money Waste

BMW -Big Money. Why?

BMW -Big Money Works

BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy

BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches

BMW -Bring Many Wrenches

BMW -Brings Me Women

BMW -Brings More Women

BMW -Broken Money Waster

BMW -Broke My Wallet

BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder

BMW -Brutal Money Waster

BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed

CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks

CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain

CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell

DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East

DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings

EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel

FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns

FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology

FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FIAT -Fits In A Thimble

FIAT -Fix It Again Tony

FIAT -Flats In All Tires

FIAT -Found In A Trench

FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung

FORD -Fails On Rainy Days