Pure Love

I've discovered something about myself after that moronic post-loss. Swearing and ranting on a blog is very cathartic. VERY, VERY FUCKING CATHARTIC (See...feel better already). In pursuit of this (since this is the first thing to break me out of this horrible funk I've been in for the past week) I shall pursue a new posting format. 100% more swearing and 100% more ranting!!! The two things that I apparently love the most are now combined to bring you...THINGS I HATE!!!

This will be a semi-regular feature going uptill whatever amount of things I hate run out...which won't be any fucking time soon since I hate a lot of f-ing things...a lot a lot. So, without further delay, here's THINGS I HATE #1: "Pure" Love.

I really fucking hate "Pure" relationships. For those who don't know...this is the kind of relationship based on "true love" where the two people love each other so much *barf* that they don't care about the physical aspect of their relationship. They just like each other's company. Awww...what a load of CRAP!!! Ladies and Gentlemen...there is no such thing as a fucking "pure" relationship. The only reason guys get interested in girls is to get in their pants, and believe it or not, vice versa (sorry kids, but it's true). It's not even that hard to understand, it's all biological after all. We are designed as a race to procreate and the people we are attracted to are people we believe can provide the best offspring to us. It's too deeply ingrained to be denied. The people who claim otherwise are fucking liars and