Satire Essay

I remember my freshman year like it was yesterday. I remember having the anxiety and curiosity of attending high school since my last year of middle school. I also used to be afraid of all the high school myths, and thinking that high school was the same as on TV made me scared of going. When that first day of school came, my heart was racing and almost. The fear of getting picked on and getting lost in a school that is twice the size of my old one was scary.

I used to think I was going to get stuffed in my locker at least once during my freshmen year, but I was dead wrong. One of the reasons was that a person of my size would die trying to fit inside one of those slender lockers. I would have had to been at least 4'10 and 85lbs to be able to fit. After a while I wasn't worried about the people in school, but the people on the football.

One of the reasons I joined the football team was to fit in, and also because my cousin was on the team and made me join. But what he forgot to mention was the crazy things that happen in the locker